Friday, August 8, 2008

People with opinions suck...people who express them suck more.

Yesterday was an odd day. Well odd is not the word. More like tiring. Why did I even try to say it was odd then? I don't know. Anyway at school I had to be stuck in the middle of a conversation I rather not have been around for. Actually it was more like a tirade. More like what I'm doing right now. This girl, very passionate and very annoying, was talking about Iraq for some God awful reason. I mean who the Hell talks about Iraq? No one. Who the hell wants to talk about Iraq? No one. I thought that was the American way. Anywho...she was saying that they should take all the children under the age of five out of the country and just nuke the son of bitch to Hell. I was like...wooahhh..um, what? I wasn't sure what had set her off on this and then she began to explain.
"Do you know...I saw this footage of a dog wandering around the streets of Iraq...some homeless dog not hurting anyone...and the people were kicking the dog and beating the dog and then a man came up and picked up the dog and threw him in a trash compacter where he was crushed to death."
That was her reason for wanting to nuke Iraq...and all it's people...and the young people who don't quite make that five and under cut off point. Because of a dog. Or a couple dogs. Or a flock of dogs.
Dude, I like dogs. I do. I love 'em. But come on. In other parts of the world you know, people think were dirty hippies for the love we have for our pets. I mean we let them sleep in our beds and poop on our floors. People in different countries would think we were bat shit crazy. (I love that phrase.)
Then she was going on about China. About skinning dogs alive. About dolphins getting clubed in the heads while their wife and children had to look on....uh...I digress...
I guess I was getting hysterical about nothing...I mean, I didn't even put my two cents in. I could sense though that if I did she would have berated and "talked really loudly" to make my point non-existant. I hate when people do that. I CAN TALK LOUDER THAN YOU SO YOUR POINT HOLDS NO VALUE.....
Yikes anyway...I would go on about this...but I should probably clean my house...or beat my dog or something...

1 comment:

Greta said...

I have the taste of onions in my mouth. My Roomba is doing her duty. I have to make juice. That is all.